Yes, well here is Jack's contribution to the Myers stupid family trick album...
This isn't whipped cream....its Desitin.

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." Jeremiah 29:11
"An invisible red thread connects those destined to meet, regardless of time, place or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but never break." ~ Ancient Chinese Proverb